If Dreamgirls took over the world...
I close my eyes on Monday night
after Roswell- what a sight!
The aliens found out some truth
Now all they really need is proof.
The science fiction drives me wild-
Will Izzy and Michael have a child?
Slowly, my thoughts fade to sleep
to dream of a world- so real and sweet
I sit down at the television
every station is eleven!
Roswell is on once every hour
I watch them mix their sweet and sour
Tobasco sauce and chocolate cake-
That Jason Behr- he looks just great!
And Brendan, the Fehr-haired boy of wonder
will soon put me six feet under!
Colin Hanks is very sweet
when he's on screen I don't dare peep.
And that thing Max does with his mouth-
Will the next 'sode be 2-8-5 South?
After five hours I've had my fill
that should last me at least until
I get back from the book store on a rush
The Dreamgirl fan club says "Roswell or Bust!"
I reach the store and contentedly sigh,
it's Roswell books piled miles high!
I check the tape and VCR-
It's recording great so far
I wouldn't want to miss a minute
of Roswell with Nick Weschler in it!
Majandra, Emilie, Katherine and Shiri,
they act just fine (just don't do it for me!)
Sheriff V's out on the loose
He's not their hunter- he says "Vamoose!"
Gosh, I love sweet Sheriff V,
as long as he doesn't harm Max-y!
And Tess, she really makes me crazy,
but she's cute- I hope Max picks the right lady!
Wouldn't want Liz or Maria hurt,
and Iz belongs with Alex- that's for sure!
Oh- River Dog, he's getting old
Hope 'afore he dies he has everything told.
Some people think Max and Liz are "different"
just 'cuz he's from outer space- and she isn't!
But us Dreamgirls really think they should date-
after all, aren't they "soul mates"?
Maria and Michael always make me laugh
and Alex and Izzy are cute to the last.
So, Tess, learn your lesson, take your father and go-
Us Dreamgirls think you don't belong on this show!
As we round out Season one, and please start two
the Dreamgirls’ reign will prosper, even include you!
The web will fill with Dreamgirl sites,
with poetry, and BRT movie rights.
Our numbers will double, hit the sky.
We STILL want to go to "Roswell High!"
Soon Dreamgilrs will take over the world.
There's Jason in movies- and Shiri in curls!
We will rise to the top, guest star on TV.
The other shows will cancel- except for Buffy...
We'll rule the planet- maybe the whole universe.
Roswell will never be pre-empted- we'll have no need to curse!
I woke up on Tuesday- visions of power in my mind.
Dreamgirls are awesome- I love our kind!
We meet on the 'boards most every night,
we cherish out Max-y, he looks just right!
Don't diss us Dreamgirls with our heads in the clouds,
Our voice will get louder, our number a crowd!
Sadly, I don't think other fans can compete
with Dreamgirls -and Max- *sigh* our lives are complete!
-4-21-2000
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